itsvondell:

silverwhitekyurem:

triforcefox:

LOOK AT ALL THE LOVE WITHIN THAT TINY OWL

WANT

he is so happy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

theeemmykay:

I take back what I previously said, we all may be able to be runway models.
Thank you, you gorgeous, fabulous beauty.

candylandtimelord:

a-weeping-angel-just:

brostephhhx:

I gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

thats it

we’ve officially lost our minds

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

• Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
• Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
• Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
• Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
• Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
• Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
• Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
• Me: 
• Me: I also ship destiel

Can we talk about the Peter Pan(s) at disney world? 

iamnofallenstar:

the-land-of-misfit-toyss:

inbox:

dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

you are very stupid

you can get over social anxiety but you can’t get over a broken leg. speaking in front of people will only make you better at it next time but gym class will not make your leg better, it will make it worse

clearly you do not understand social anxiety 

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life